You've reached Emma Frost. For some most likely asinine reason I am either unavailable or otherwise preoccupied and cannot pick up the phone at the moment. Please leave a message, and if it's worth my time, I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Alternatively if this an emergency, hang up the phone right now. Odds are I'm already on my way there, and you have much more important things to worry about than leaving a message.

How am I doing with Emma? Astonishing? Amazingly Awful? Uncannily Underwhelming? X-Tremely uh...okay, I got nothing for that one. But if you have complaints, criticisms, or suggestions for improvement, please leave them here!

IP logging should be off, Anon enabled, and screening on!